ONE GUY. 30 MISSIONS. QUESTIONABLE PLAN.
Help me get to
$1,000,000.
I started with a shopping cart and a phone held together by spite. You fund the next level. I post the receipts. We see how weird this gets.
raised of $1,000,0000%
No business plan. Just a very public side quest.
THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE
THE ENABLERS.
Repeat offenders welcome.
Every contribution adds to your legend.
Confirmed contributions. Cumulative bragging rights.
THE MAIN QUEST
FROM NO SHOES.
TO NO SELF-CONTROL.
// SAVED TO THE CAMERA ROLL
THE GLOW-UP
HAS RECEIPTS.
From sidewalk to stupidly expensive.
My camera roll has evidence.
My side of the story.
One unlock at a time.
The camera roll starts with the first unlock.
FINAL BOSS / $1,000,000
ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
ZERO GOOD EXPLANATIONS.
Some people leave a legacy.
I'm trying to leave in a Lamborghini.
UNLOCKEDEVENTUALLY. MAYBE.
FAIR QUESTIONS
WAIT.
WHAT IS THIS?
I had questions too.
Then I made a website.
Is this a charity?+
Nope. You're helping one guy do an increasingly ridiculous thing. That's the whole pitch.
Do I get anything?+
A front-row seat to the consequences. No shares. No returns. No secret yacht club.
Are these the prices of each upgrade?+
No. They're cumulative checkpoints in the story. A $15,000 milestone doesn't mean a $15,000 receipt.
How do I join the leaderboard?+
Your player name is optional. Leave it blank for a questionable alias. Confirmed payments from this browser add to your running total. Minimum contribution: $3.
What am I looking at?+
A cinematic character story brought to life with AI-created imagery. The character is fictional. The contribution totals only move when a payment is confirmed.